A few of our mugs have broken over the years and I’ve decided we need some new ones. I’ve had a look around and geez there are a lot of boring and/or ugly mugs for sale.
So I’ve decided I might as well go the hilarious option and get us some kitsch royal commemorative mugs because hilarious.
I’ve been looking and these ones are ok:
But I’ve realised I really just want one with the queen mum drinking a G&T on it and smiling prettily in a big hat.
Or possibly one with Helena Bonham-Carter eating chocolates in a fancy car while pretending to be the queen mother, and Colin Firth covering her cheek with kisses while she giggles uncontrollably. If that could be captured on a mug.
But most of all, I want one with Wallis Simpson on it, with “not the queen” in a ribbon underneath. Or maybe “Commemorating the not coronation of That Woman”.
Or, you know, something similar.
These are the times that I wish I was better at drawing. Or photoshop.