Still feel like death warmed up, so haven’t done or thought anything worth posting. Instead, here are some things I would have on/in the estate I will set up, if I won the lotto:
A huge in-ground trampoline
A pool so I can do laps without yucky old men hanging around (my local pool has them, at all hours for some reason — don’t these people have jobs??)
A lady’s tea room with hilarious wallpaper and a leopard-print chaise longue and a built-in bar
Loads of fruit trees (including olives)
A very pretty kitchen garden — a huge one
Bantams in a really cute henhouse (I’m having them either way, but probably not in a cute henhouse. They’re getting whatever I can bang together)
Ornamental chickens for hilarity (no one ever knows what I’m talking about so here’s a collage of pictures of them)
Two male peacocks (my partner thinks I’m being mean and we should have some females too, to keep them company. I’m thinking about it)
A donkey (I forget why I want this)
A goat (I have fantasies of home-made cheese)
There’s more, but head’s fuzzy. Can’t remember the rest.
UPDATE: Totally forgot my writer’s studio!!! Oh, and my bees.